Inflatable Ninja Dinosaur Hunting

Well... Lets see.  First you have to understand how the ninja Dinosaurs work.  They are very dangerous and I myself have come upon them many times. 

Normally they leave you alone unless they are hungry.  That is when you have to protect yourself.  And for that you need to equip yourself with the finest in Inflatable Ninja Dinosaur Industrial Armor (I.N.D.I.A.).   Now you have to make your own but the scary thing is, is that he can try to catch you while you are making it.  So... You have to make your Inflatable Ninja Dinosaur Attacking Kit (I.N.D.A.K.).  They aren't very hard to make.  All you need is a Toe Nail Clippers, a box of Condoms, Electric Candle, One Can of Diet Dr. Pepper, A ruler, 144 Used Tampons, a Gallon of Hair Gel, And a Three Eyed Shark in a Bottle.

Now that you have your I.N.D.A.K you need to make your I.N.D.I.A.  You have to be playing Porn Groove Music for this to work.  This is what you need in the kit:  Your Armor with the protective gel on it, decoder ring, Star Wars Hat, and Chicken luck.  Now you need to make the Protective Gel.  Make it then continue.

Ok.  Now that you have your Protective Gel, you need to make your Armor.  Make sure your Porn Groove music is still playing while you are cooking up your protective gel.  So now make your Armor and then continue.

Now that you got that done, you need to go out and get your decoder Ring, Star Wars Hat and the hard to find Chicken Luck.  I got mine from a Chicken Goddess... They are hard to find but once you know a Chiken Goddess you can ask for the Luck.  As I said it is a long process to be an Inflatable Ninja Dinosaur Hunter.  So get that stuff and continue.

Oh boy... Now you can start hunting.  Go ahead.  HUNT!!