Receipt for Protective Gel

Ingredients:

1. In 2 large non-stick pans, dump the Marbles into them and insert that into the oven at 500�F and heat until melted.  Takes about an hour or so... Not to sure I left it in there for a long time.  Leave it there and continue to work on the other things

2. Bring 2 cups of Water to boil.  Then stir in the Rotten Chinese Food and the 3 sists.  Let that simmer for 60 minutes.

3. Start up a huge bon-fire and throw the box of rubber bands, the ton of toenails, the blank video tape, and the can of pepsi... Oh yeah Drink the can of pepsi (or dump it out) first, then throw the can in but you have to catch all of the smoke that comes from the fire.

4. By now the Chinese Food and the sists are mixed together and are really mushy with a little amount of water left.  So now put in the 2 pairs of Chicken lips and the pack of gum and stir that for the next 10 minutes.

5. Scrape off all of the smoke you got from the bon-fire and either continue to let the fire burn or put it out.  We don't need it anymore.

6. Put the black stuff you scraped from the fire, into the pot with the rest of the stuff.  Now all you have left is the Green Feather (if you found one), melted marbles and the CD's.

7. Make sure all of the marbles are melted and then put as much as you can into the pot with the rest of the stuff.  And stir all of that together.  Now it will stay in a liquid form for a long long time.

8. Now break all of the CD's and say the magic words:
        "Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim"

9. If you ever got your Green Feather then you do indeed smoke crack rock... If not... don't worry.  You don't need it.

10. Let it simmer and go back and continue with the rest of getting ready.

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