Hello
This is the welcome page.
So...
Welcome.
Did you what something better?
Well what?
What more do you want?
I can't think of anything.
Can you?
Well...
Ya...
I don't see any point in staying here.
All this was originally for to Welcome you.
And you're Welcome.
Yep...
You are...
Are you still here?
Why?
What is the point.
Do you think there is something at the end of this page?
Well there isn't.
So...
You don't need to stay here.
So...
Leave.
Go back.
You are still here.
You aren't leaving.
If you are still reading you aren't leaving.
Well...
GO!
BACK NOW!
I see you are still here.
Well...
Are you going to leave?
Hmm.
Well.
I guess I will have to stop typing for you to leave.
That won't happen soon.
Not now anyway.
Maybe now.
Or now.
Or...
Ahh nevermind.
This page will never end.
Ever.
Never Ever.
At All.
Ever.
Heh.
NO.
GO AWAY.
That Way I won't have to keep typing.
See I can type faster that you read.
Otherwise...
I am just lying to you.
Hmm.
Well...
The end is near.
The world will end.
Everyone will die.
Everyone Must DIE!
DIE
DIE
DIE
Ok that's enough of that.
Well....
Ya...
Go away.
Get the Hell away from here!!
Please.
With sugar on top.
And a little bit of Crack.
And some Weed.
And a Bong.
Water one.
Ooooo.
That sounds good.
Ya...
Good...
How about food?
Food is good.
I like food.
It is good.
Food is Good.
Do you want food?
Food makes you unhungry.
Then you won't be hungry.
You will be UNhungry.
Not hungry.
I need food.
See I will go get food and still type for you to read.
This page will never end.
Well maybe it will
But not now.
See.
Told you.
HA you got told.
That was lame.
Like a lamb.
Lambs can be eaten.
That means they are food.
And therefore food is good.
Which concludes that Food was made by witches and must burn a fiery death by the Devil. That comes out of the ground and Says "Funkbucket, You must destroy All food." That wouldn't be good now. You see if all food dies then you can't eat it. And my tiny Tummy will be hungry for Taco Bell. And therefore I says "Devil NO!" I don't think he liked that because all of the sudden Rich comes and beats everyone to death with there shoes. And Rich says "DIE, DIE, Everyone Must Die!!" And then the Devil says "Rich do my dirty work and destroy all food." I don't think rich liked that because he looks funny at the Devil. Like the devil was crazy or something. So Rich gets mad and starts to Stare mindlessly at the Devil. I don't think the Devil understood. So He says Rich "You must Die." Then Rich turns his shoes into Datsons (little weiner dogs). He starts to launch the dogs through the Air. When all of the Sudden Ashley the Chicken Goddess Lady comes from nowhere. She says Rich "don't throw those Datsons! Throw this!" It was a Duckbilled Platipus. So Rich throws the Duckbilled Platipus. And the Devil dodged it and was pissed. Then The Devil throws a Chicken at Ashley but little does he know that Ashley is friends with all Chickens. So the Devil lost that one. But he Jumps at Ashley and takes a crap. He pulled out a newspaper from nowhere. And Ashley Goes into Taco Bell and brings us all Nachos. The Devil says "I guess this is a good time for a break in the Fight." Rich Says "I like to be unfair." He runs at the Devil and kicks him in the head. Schmack! The Devil Pimp Slapped Rich. Rich said "What the hell was that?" The Devil Said "Your right it was from hell." Rich picks up all his Datsons and in his Battle Cry he says "MY SHOES HURT!!! EVERYONE MUST DIE!!!" Then Rich says "I need help." When all of the sudden Rachel comes from the Sky and starts to scream some odd things. I think it is something like Babes in Toyland or Hole. I can't tell it sounds like a screaming Chick band. Now Rachel has the power to Call upon bands that she likes so people from different bands start appearing from the ground. They just rise up from the ground. It was neat because they all joined together as one band and started playing as a new band. They called themselves Killing Conspiricy. But the devil has too much power and sends all his Minions after killing Conspircy. Too bad too. They sounded pretty good. So Rich, Dominic and Rachel Run at the Devil when he then threw an Aardvark and it knocked them all down. They were out cold. When the Aardvark hit the ground it turned into a snail. The snail then says "well what else would you expect?" Then Ash attacks the Devil. And then the Devil Goes up to Ash and Says "HA HA HA I told your secret in front of thousands" and then picks up Ashley by her Hair. Goddess Ashley is pissed because she nows who the devil really is now so she does her Dangerous Devil Ass Kick. It isn't good. You can die from her ass kick. Her shoe goes all the way through your head and out your Skull. Then Ashley Laughs and says "HA HA I am Chicken Goddess Lady Ashley! I am triumphant." Then I say "Thank you Ash. Now I have all the food." Then Dominic Says "lets go to Taco Bell. Ashley can get us free food." And we all cheer. Yeah. But wait the Devil gets back up. Oh no that can't happen Ash's Devil Ass kick is the strongest thing in the world. So the Devil still lives that isn't good.
To be continued...