Past Questions

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Myself: Still confused.. I guess this will never be answered.

When you go to the store and people are infront of you.  What is the most expensive, yet interesting thing they are buying?

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Rachel: Once, when I was in Sam's Club, this old lady bought a HUGE cow tongue, and that was around 15 buckeroos! It was all white and nasty and bumpy. Icky.

Myself: I saw some dude buy a giant wooden penis when I was in Yosemite... It was odd.

What sound does a telephone make when you attach it to a back of an Elephant and make a monkey jump up and down on it?

Answers:

Rachel: One Hella Stinky Huge Ranky Thick Juicy Fart!!

Myself: "Buck-Buck" -Limp Bizkit