This is Folsom (a creation from Rich and I's Mind)

[This is not real nor will it ever be.  But man that would be insane if it was.  :)]

   First I will tell you a little bit of history about this.  Rich and I were very bored and I needed something to do.   So we were talking on the phone and I said "Rich we need some additives to my page."  He agreed.  So as it goes along we decided to create Folsom... Rich named it that.  I will Let the story begin.  Oh yeah.  Folsom is a Real City in California and we believe this is how we feel about it.  This is only a joke.

Folsom:

    Stage - You have bands that play on it

    Spider Pit - We drop bad humans in the pit every once and a while... Most of them would be people that deserve to die.

    Slip-n'-Slide with Vomit - Vomit instead of Water

    Humans impaled in Glass Spikes - Explains itself

    Axe Fighting Pit - Real People fight in the pit with Axes and use Giant Condoms as Shields.  The fighters fight in Human Stench (Blood, Guts, Broken Glass and Battery Acid, etc.)

    Gift Shop - Sells Brains and blood and almost anything you can think of

    The Stands - Just like a football game the Axe pit has stands too.  And Christians and Nuns are forced to watch the Axe fights.

    Regulars:

Chewbacca - He is now out of the Star Wars Crew and has became a pimp and dresses in an all pink Leisure suit and wears a Pink Fur hat and has his Topless Cadillac and the Orange Feather for sure.  And he has a cane.

The guy - He is known as Chewy's Friend.   He always walks into the place with Chewy and is always with him.  He is just a normal guy but his hair looks like Slash from Guns and Roses.  He always carries a Six String Bass and plays porn Groove music to it.

The Flaming Nuns - No it is not a band.   It would be a good name though.  Anyway There are real Flaming nuns that sometimes come.

Gwar, Blatz, Lesdystics, and Captured by Robots - All Bands that come to this place on a normal basis.

And Ice Cream Truck - There is a Clown that runs the Truck and he sells Crack Pops and Feces Pops

A Little Girl with a puppy Dog - Don't ask me how she got in there but don't get on her bad site.  Warning:  She gets pissed off real easy.

Yanni - But this is the Devil One.  He has wings and big horns and he Always wins in the Axe fights.  We hardly ever let him fight anymore.

The Winged Mutants - These animals are Monkeys with wings and have Human heads and Alligator feet.

The Hooker with the Penis - For some reason she always talks about who and what sellouts are.  I don't know why.

Green Guy - He is a normal man but has a green speedo and is painted all green too and has small light bulbs coming out of his head that are lit.  Hmm.

Waldo - You all know who he is

A guy with Post-its all over him and he has a Spike coming out of his head

The Lamp Shade People - They have Lamp Shades on their heads and are naked and have their feet stuck in cement.

    Normal Things that you will see there:

A pile of Toe nails about 4 feet high

Glow in the Dark Stars

People having Ceasurs

A Pinto Car full of Pinto Beans

Christmas Lights

Rainbow painted on the wall with blood on it

Flying body parts

Heroin Needles

And an Ice Sculpture with a guy Riding it

Oh yes and the owners are:

        OJ Simpson and Richard Simmons... Hitler's head is helping too

Hey... If anyone is willing to give me a good drawing of this place... They will be cool... ya... Send me a drawing of Folsom and they will be cool.